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Essays by Aahoo
Flawed Patriots and Cultural Genocide on Uighurs (brought to you in part by the CCP)
What good can come out of patriotism? To be a proper patriot, you must overlook the failings of your country for a cause usually created...
Mar 25, 20213 min read
Iran is Sidestepping US Sanctions with Bitcoin, and That’s on Progress
The head of St. Louis Federal Reserve, James Bullard, told CNBC on Tuesday that Bitcoin was not a challenge to the US dollar’s global...
Mar 4, 20213 min read
Candide and Positive Vibes
I’m no stranger to tirelessly questioning whether man is innately good or innately evil. Evil is taught and being good is repeatedly...
Oct 26, 20203 min read
Religion, Spirituality, and Nietzsche
Sunday School consisted of a 5-step routine: 1) Watching ‘Veggie Tales’ 2) Reading lines from The Bible 3) Thanking Jesus for being...
Oct 14, 20202 min read
Rumi in a Pandemic
When a 13th century poet captivates a 21st century audience, his words must ring true. Rumi is the Sufi mystic and philosopher that has...
Oct 4, 20202 min read
The Patron Effect
Humans have the tendency to associate themselves in groups with similar dispositions, and to ultimately feel accepted in a society that...
Sep 21, 20202 min read
I’m still not white.
When I apply for a job or fill out any application, I usually have to check the ‘white’ box when identifying my ethnicity. My parents are...
Sep 14, 20201 min read
Idealization
I used to have this theory that if were to have a set belief on a religion or spirituality, it meant I were content—that I would no...
May 12, 20203 min read
Korea Town
IGTV Link: https://www.instagram.com/tv/B8K6uU1nLB0/
Mar 28, 20201 min read
Little Persia
Link to IGT: https://www.instagram.com/tv/B77Ci5gHdIv/ Tehrangeles: the aftermath of the 1979 Iranian Revolution where Ayatollah Khomeini...
Mar 28, 20201 min read
Little Italy, San Diego
Link to IGTV: https://www.instagram.com/tv/B8mB6HBnkCG/ Restaurant: Filippis Pizza Grotto, San Diego Little Italy began taking shape in...
Mar 27, 20201 min read
Vege-Indian Food & Hinduism
Link to IGTV: https://www.instagram.com/tv/B9mTwdhn4f7/ Restaurant: Samosa House East, Culver City When I moved to LA two years ago, I...
Mar 27, 20202 min read
The New New: (democratic) Socialism
One of my first IGTVs was about democratic socialism. The ramifications? An inbox flooded with accusations of promoting socialism for a...
Oct 30, 20193 min read
Robots, the last democratic debate, and freedom dividends
October’s democratic debate had no questions about the housing crisis, immigration, or climate change. It did end with one relating to...
Oct 25, 20193 min read
NBA: Brought to You in Part by China. The damage 140 Characters or less can do.
Desmond Tutu said: If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. By now, I’m sure you’re well...
Oct 18, 20193 min read
Good Greed, and Economics Need for Philosophy
Humanities has a poor reputation. Trust me, I’m an MFA student. When I tell family members I’m an MFA student, the follow up question...
Oct 11, 20192 min read
When you’re not spiritual enough to be spiritual, and you’re not Atheist enough for the Atheists.
My 25-year-old self watched with jealousy as family, friends, and strangers prayed around my dad, as he was hours away from death’s door....
Sep 28, 20193 min read
Psychology of a Radical Trump Supporter
Last week, I created a #TrumpRecession IGTV that was also posted on the @lataco Instagram page, a source of news and information related...
Sep 2, 20195 min read
#Trump’s dream-team of incompetency
Donald Trump is growing his ego-driven trade war and it’s not benefiting the U.S., or any other country for that matter. CNN is...
Aug 17, 20192 min read
Here’s the Opioid Addiction You Were Prescribed
I initially pursued Biology as my primary major in Undergrad because I was very involved in my dad’s health. I wanted to be a...
Aug 16, 20193 min read
Andrew Yang Probably Won’t Win the Primary Election, But His Freedom Dividend Proposal Should
In my free time, I watch YouTube debates. It’s a strange vice, albeit an addicting past time. A politician’s strategy, when facing...
Aug 10, 20195 min read
The Sith Philosophy Can Resonate and That Might Not Be A Bad Things
It’s been less than a year since I made a less-than-average minute long video that now has 35,624 views on why the Sith were right. In...
Aug 7, 20193 min read
Boris Johnson is from the Same Tree as Donald Trump
There’s an analysis on CNN by Luke McGee called Boris Johnson is not Donald Trump. Let’s talk about that. Sure—McGee does have some...
Jul 31, 20192 min read
Lost Opportunities and the Iranian American Identity
Last week, I told my mom I deleted all my dating apps. I wanted to replace mindlessly dating with hobbies, writing at different coffee...
Jul 29, 20194 min read
Rap Music on Trial, and Lil Nas X is the only Country Artist I’ll Listen To
The American Justice and Legal System has a combative relationship with rap music. Rather than seeing lyrics as an art form with the...
Jul 15, 20194 min read
The Mindfuck that is L. Ron Hubbard and David-fucking-Miscavige
Before I begin, I’d like to make an apology. Afterwards, I’ll discuss why the founder of Scientology is such a mindfuck, and why the...
Jul 10, 20196 min read
Stop Acting Like The Sex Industry is Gotham City
I don’t think it’s humanly possible to ask society to normalize taking off one’s clothes or fucking on camera as a career choice. People...
Jun 30, 20198 min read
British colonialism in India // Winston Churchill was racist
Imagine your home is the talk of the neighborhood because of your extravagant spice cabinet filled with ginger, turmeric, cumin,...
Apr 6, 20193 min read
The Vatican Bank: Super Fast Shady Facts
Hello, Vatican City! The smallest country in the world surrounded by Rome, Vatican City (Città del Vaticano) is home to the world’s most...
Apr 1, 20193 min read
Guns & Your Debates Sound like a cluster-fuck of Ad Hominem Fallacies
I’m sure by now your social media feed is oversaturated with opinions on gun laws in America--as it should be. Tragedies should birth...
Mar 28, 20194 min read
Let's Talk About Sex, Maybe?
I always wanted to write about the American school system failing its students when it comes to sex education, but it wasn’t until...
Mar 22, 20193 min read
House of Malevolence: Nestlé Part 1-Baby Formula
I have two weaknesses: animals and babies. I do my best to pretend like I don’t want either, but my ovaries explode when I see anyone...
Mar 9, 20193 min read
Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Democratic Socialist?
Bernie’s back! And he’s still America’s grandpa who just wants us have a job, receive free health care and a good ol’ college education....
Feb 24, 20193 min read
House of Malevolence Episode 2: Ted Cruz
Citizens United is a 2010 Supreme Court decision ruling that political spending is a form of free speech--which for the past eight years,...
Feb 12, 20192 min read
Give it Up
It’s like that one Pepper song--where you literally have to put your mind away, and let your hormones do the rest--on the first draft....
Feb 9, 20194 min read
Religious Tourism and Monopolizing God: Introduction
It’s a safe assumption that my critique on religion stems from not having one. Truth is, I don’t have a problem with religion. I believe...
Jan 28, 20191 min read
The House of Malevolence: Episode 1
Mohammed bin Salman, Prince of Saudi Arabia Once upon a bloodbath, 57 year old Mohammed bin Nayef was forced to give up his title as...
Jan 21, 20193 min read
Un Lun Dun Annotation Paper
The Very un-Very Chosen One Novel: Un Lun Dun Author: China Mieville Un Lun Dun by China Mieville is a Young Adult fantasy novel about an...
Jan 10, 20193 min read
Daemon Voices Annotation Paper
This is the paper I will submit in January to my adviser at Antioch University. The Daemon Voices in Your Head Novel: Daemon Voices: On...
Jan 8, 20193 min read
De-familiarization
On Sunday, I went to a lecture called Defamiliarization, which focused on how our minds are so habituated, that the essence of everyday...
Dec 11, 20181 min read
The Virginity Paradox
TLDR; Losing your virginity does not change your morality. Having sex is healthy. Not having sex is fine too. Educate yourselves and stop...
Dec 8, 20186 min read
Islam, Gender Roles, and Destruction of History through Repression
Discretion: My writing is not directed to the 1.8 billion followers of Islam, but to fascist regimes and scripture. I’ll post my problems...
Nov 25, 20185 min read
The Sith Aren’t Completely Wrong because POV, and Are We Attracted to Conflicted Men?
I don’t condone blowing up planets or killing younglings. But I think Star Wars fans need to acknowledge the Point Of View (POV) that...
Nov 11, 20185 min read
Writer's Burnout, Imposter Syndrome, And Saying No To Devaluation
Oh, you just have writer’s block. It’ll pass. Hearing this terribly mediocre accusation exhausts me. I think we all know ourselves as...
Nov 8, 20183 min read
Keep Calm and Stop Editing
I think one of the worst parts about studying how to write, or learning all the technicalities on proper writing, are the rules of...
Oct 20, 20182 min read
Rap Music on Trial: My interview with Charis Kubrin
I met Professor Charis Kubrin at a candidate forum where her husband, Kev Abazajian, among other candidates running for Irvine City...
Oct 16, 20187 min read
Swipe Right for Good Pacing
Pacing is a huge factor in determining your audience for your writing. I’ve had folks tell me they weren’t fans of fantasy novels because...
Oct 8, 20182 min read
Don't lose your head, even when you're (giving?) head-hopping
I expressed to my adviser that I had immense difficulty maintaining one type of Point of View, and felt like less of a writer because of...
Oct 2, 20182 min read
Andrew Cotto Interview
My first learning objective when applying for this social-media-esq field study was to teach literary arts in both an educational and...
Sep 25, 20186 min read
Digression! Digression! Digression!
Novel: Gone Girl Author: Gillian Flynn I struggled with the word digression any time a professor used the term in lecture. Backstory? A...
Sep 19, 20181 min read
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